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Tuesday, 6 October 2009


Funny Sayings Part 3
God is a comedian, playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.

It’s true that we don’t know what we’ve got until we lose it, but it’s also true that we don’t know what we’ve been missing until it arrives.

Change is inevitable except from a vending machine.

Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how it remains so popular?

If you want to look young and thin, hang around old fat people.

Whenever I see an old lady slip and fall on a wet sidewalk,my first instinct is to laugh.But then I think, what if I was an ant, and she fell on me.Then it wouldn’t seem quite so funny.- Jack Handey, Deep Thoughts

Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.---- Woody Allen

Who are you going to believe, me or your own eyes? --- Groucho Marx

I think the worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades...or a game of fake heart attack.

Men will confess to treason, murder, arson, false teeth, or a wig. How many of them will own up to a lack of humor?

A gentleman is a man who can play the accordion but doesn't. ~Author Unknown


BenC said a prayer at 11:34:00 pm